why don't you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies?!

[agonise]

FORCED HONESTY MEME

Post with your character. Other characters respond to your thread with IC questions to your character. All responses must be honest, although they can artfully dodge the truth. Have fun!

Comments

[freeatlast]

So...you're a plant.

Does that mean you eat fertilizer or something?

[chronosynthesis]

[He should have expected this.]

No. I eat much the same things everyone else does. Meats, grains, fruits--and no, it is not cannibalism to eat other plants.

[freeatlast]

Huh. But like-

[Insert wavey hand gesture here]

If it's not cannibalism to eat other plants, could you eat other people like you? Or would that still be cannibalism?

[chronosynthesis]

Yes, that would still be cannibalism. And we do not eat other Sylvari.

[freeatlast]

"Sylvari"? I'm guessing that's shorthand for 'plant people who may or may not be cannibals'?

[Guess who's never letting this go now?]

[chronosynthesis]

Plant people who are not cannibals. It's the name for our race, much like 'human'.

[freeatlast]

I mean, how do you know that not everyone is a cannibal? That's a pretty sweeping generalization to make, innit?

[chronosynthesis]

Well, it's generally right.