why don't you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies?!

[agonise]

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bigby wolf

[sweariff]

[catsy]

Do you just not want to bathe?

[sweariff]

Jesus. I bathe, okay? What the hell is it with you all?

[catsy]

You might want to do something about the wet dog smell, then.

[sweariff]

Why do you people always go for the low hanging fruit? That's not my fault. There's a lot I could say about how some of you smell, but I don't.

[catsy]

Let's hear it, then.

[sweariff]

You volunteering? [He raises an eyebrow.] You're gonna be disappointed then.

[catsy]

Call me curious.

[sweariff]

... Leather, perfume, and cat fur.

[catsy]

I am disappointed. The way you said it made me think there was something more scandalous.

[sweariff]

It's not the best combo. Any one of those things would smell alright on their own, but together?

It's a little overpowering.

[catsy]

You're telling me you don't like cats? [This is what she got out of that.]

[bathrobed]

Were you born with the ability to transform, or is it something you've learned along the way?

[sweariff]

The second one. I was already an adult by the time I picked it up.

[bathrobed]

An adult human?

( Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people if they're human! )

[sweariff]

[He raises an eyebrow. Smooth, dude, real smooth.]

Wolf.

[bathrobed]

( Look, sometimes you're more likely to get an answer if you don't hide the question behind smoke and mirrors. Maybe this is one of those times? That's what he's sticking to. )

... Fascinating. So if anything, you're a were-human.

[sweariff]

I'm pretty sure there's a better word for it, but yeah. I'm that.

[bathrobed]

In which case, I apologise for any previous misunderstanding.

( He's pretty sure he's referred to him as a werewolf at least once before. )